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Oh Sherlock, marry me? You pedantic beauty :')
- Sherlock: Just tell me what happened from the beginning.
- Prisoner: We'd been to a bar and I got chatting with one of the waitresses. Well, Karon weren't happy with that so, we get back to the hotel and end up having a bit of a ding dong, don't we?
- Sherlock: *sighs*
- Prisoner: She was always getting at me. Saying I weren't a real man-
- Sherlock: Wasn't. Wasn't a real man.
- Prisoner: What?
- Sherlock: It's not weren't, it's wasn't.
- Prisoner: Oh...
- Sherlock: Go on.
- Prisoner: Well, then I duno how it happened but suddenly there's a knife in my hands. Y'know my old man was a butcher so I know how to handle knives. He learned us how to cut up a beast-
- Sherlock: Taught.
- Prisoner: What!?
- Sherlock: He taught you how to cut up a beast.
- Prisoner: Yeah...well...then I done it.
- Sherlock: Did it.
- Prisoner: STABBED HER! Over and over and over, and I looked down and she weren't-
- Sherlock: *sighs*
- Prisoner: Wasn't, moving no more...any more. God help me, I duno how it happened. You've got to help me. I'll get hung for this.
- Sherlock: Hung? No. Hanged? Yes.
Adler: “Let’s have dinner.”
Sherlock: “Why?”
Adler: “You might be hungry.”
Sherlockl: “I’m not.”
Adler: “Good.”
Sherlock: “Why would I eat dinner if I’m not hungry?”
Adler: “If it was the end of the world, would you have dinner with me?”
Mrs Hudon: “Sherlock!” *Adler looks up*
Sherlock: “That’s not the end of the world, it’s Mrs Hudson.
